Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Will Wii Fit Offend You?

Your all excited, you just picked up Wii Fit, and your ready to show the world your in the best shape of you life.

You turn it on...

You hop on the Balance Board...

You are starting to get exited...

You wonder why I am using so many periods in this article...

Then, SMACK right in the face. Your Wii bloats up to represent how much of a fat @$$ you really are.

You toss the WiiMote at the wall, you kick the Balance Board across the room and proceed to yell at how your BMI is bull@#%& and this 'game' sucks.

So how many "I'm just 5 or 10 pounds over weight" people are in for the shock of their lives? Will you be one of them?